don't feel bad this vday....
hey..to all the guys out there who may or may not read this pathetic blog...here's a few reasons from my good friend rogue on why you shouldn't feel bad about not having a date..in fact...rejoice...cuz singlehood is probly the best thing to happen to you...here's why...the good points why not to get a girl are...
- they are high mantainance (2 movie tickets + snacks + watever shit = broke)(go buy an mp3 player or something)
- they are alergic to the sun (must do things where there is aircon.. eg. shopping)
- they can't play sports (and we'll prob die of laughter if they try to)
- kayaking, windsurfing, rock climbing are def out (i just had a manicure, can't get tan, or watever)
- they wun know the diff between a wraith band and a rune bracer
- they dun care wat the regen rate of the silencer is
- bring them to the gym, they'll use the trademill, set at 3km per hour, stroll for 20 min, then declare "i feel so fit' (pls la, u burn more in one shopping spree, let me use it to run man)
- discuss muscle groups, and they'll think your're ego, or a freak or just showing off
- tell a dirty joke, swear, wedgy someone, and they'll nv look at you in the face again
- it's ok if you have to wait for 2 hours to get ready, but if your're late 2 min. ur screwed
- they freaking think too much (give them a gd night peck, they'll start asking what it ment; for god's sake.. we dun think of anything when we do this!)
- u get walked in while doing somethign wrong, u get called a pervert; walk in on them doing something wrong, u get called a pervert again
- they wear less cloth then a pillow case, and expect you not to stare at them
- they say yes and mean no, say no and mean yes, then u get blamed for not understanding them
- they'll expect you to call them, at 3 in the morning, to hear them rant bout how this girl was such a bitch when the champions league finals is on
(disclaimer)
- if you are a girl and feeling insulted, just rem, a guy would nv be feeling so
many thx to the man of great wisdom...
- they are high mantainance (2 movie tickets + snacks + watever shit = broke)(go buy an mp3 player or something)
- they are alergic to the sun (must do things where there is aircon.. eg. shopping)
- they can't play sports (and we'll prob die of laughter if they try to)
- kayaking, windsurfing, rock climbing are def out (i just had a manicure, can't get tan, or watever)
- they wun know the diff between a wraith band and a rune bracer
- they dun care wat the regen rate of the silencer is
- bring them to the gym, they'll use the trademill, set at 3km per hour, stroll for 20 min, then declare "i feel so fit' (pls la, u burn more in one shopping spree, let me use it to run man)
- discuss muscle groups, and they'll think your're ego, or a freak or just showing off
- tell a dirty joke, swear, wedgy someone, and they'll nv look at you in the face again
- it's ok if you have to wait for 2 hours to get ready, but if your're late 2 min. ur screwed
- they freaking think too much (give them a gd night peck, they'll start asking what it ment; for god's sake.. we dun think of anything when we do this!)
- u get walked in while doing somethign wrong, u get called a pervert; walk in on them doing something wrong, u get called a pervert again
- they wear less cloth then a pillow case, and expect you not to stare at them
- they say yes and mean no, say no and mean yes, then u get blamed for not understanding them
- they'll expect you to call them, at 3 in the morning, to hear them rant bout how this girl was such a bitch when the champions league finals is on
(disclaimer)
- if you are a girl and feeling insulted, just rem, a guy would nv be feeling so
many thx to the man of great wisdom...
posted by diego at 1:51 PM
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